requirements for dating me:
- blue eyes
- be a dragon
"aren’t you afraid that you fail your exam?"
your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
i thought they were partying
my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u
i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.
both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked