officialwhitegirls:

requirements for dating me:

- blue eyes
- white
- be a dragon

(via zombiesftw)

annieodeir:

"aren’t you afraid that you fail your exam?"

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(via grabmyhandandjump)

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

(Source: babyknope, via grabmyhandandjump)

deepthroatdemon:

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

(via ill-uminaughti)

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via nbrhoods)

fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

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(via ill-uminaughti)

dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t

(via ill-uminaughti)

lana-michelle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

(via ill-uminaughti)

the-golden-eminem:

Same
shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

morgrana:

"you can’t watch an entire tv series in one night"

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