i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”
I want to know if I’m the only one.
sooooo many times.
The amount of notes makes me sad
Wow the number makes me sad.
Yea I know right? 408,594 is such a bitch of a number. it makes all of us sad.
I tolled my mum I was bi and she said my sexuality wasn’t real
My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was